A Mystery Solved ?

Rapture Ready?
Just Delusional?

“Experts” have been all over TV making wild-assed guesses as to what happened to that plane that disappeared between Brazil and France. Well I have my own theory about what happened.

Maybe it’s a sign that The Rapture is imminent, that Yahweh was testing His transporter beam to make sure it worked properly before commencing with the real thing.

The thought is a bit worrisome you know, because it could cause a considerable displacement in the economy. No, I’m serious! Think about what might happen if every bible-thumping, cousin-humping, monster truck enthusiast in the nation suddenly put a For Sale sign on their double-wide in the hope of being able to buy an airline ticket.

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One response to “A Mystery Solved ?

  1. Irv

    "TRIBULATION INDEX" becomes "RAPTURE INDEX" For 18 centuries all organized churches and all official Christian theology embraced the "Tribulation Index" (that is, the essence of it without using the label). In recent years a Nebraska "rustler" has been changing it into the "Rapture Index." For more info Google "The Rapture Index (Mad Theology)" and "Open Letter to Todd Strandberg." For some background on "rapture rustling" read "Pretrib Rapture Dishonesty" on the "Powered by Christ Ministries" site. But, pardner, you'd better take some tranquilizers before you lasso any of the above items!

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